Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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