Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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