You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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