U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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