Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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