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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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