I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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