If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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