I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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