Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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