When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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