Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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