Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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