We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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