Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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