On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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