yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I could fuck to npr.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The Olympian is in my bed
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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