she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dear god my vagina.
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