So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Sorry about my life...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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