So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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