Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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