I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
we're so committed to being not committed
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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