Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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