You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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