i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Operation Purity has been aborted
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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