laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
