let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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