yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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