I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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