How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it's like heaven, but drunker
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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