Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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