DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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