Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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