Don't make out with my wife yet
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize