took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you win again, gameday.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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