There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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