At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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