ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
MIDGETS
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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