So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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