Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
PANTIES FOUND
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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