what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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