what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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