Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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