I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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