i don't like sucking hair
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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