I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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