upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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