i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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