I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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