He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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