You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I deserve to be covered in dicks
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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