why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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