I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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