i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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