Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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