3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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