i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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