They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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