Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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